The Librarian

Description
The Librarian is, as the name implies, the keeper and caretaker of the great library of Unseen University. Originally a Halfling, he was accidentally transformed into an orangutan. On discovering that being an ape had certain advantages for a librarian - he can climb up to high shelves, for example - he refused to be transformed back into a human and has remained an orangutan ever since. The other wizards have gradually become used to the situation, to the extent that, 'if someone ever reported that there was an orangutan in the Library, the wizards would probably go and ask the Librarian if he'd seen it.

Being an ape, he is known for his violent reaction to most people calling him a "monkey". He speaks a language whose vocabulary consists primarily of the single word "Ook". "Eeek" is also occasionally heard, particularly in moments of panic or rage. Nonetheless, most wizards seem able to understand him. He has also retained his full spellcasting ability, so anyone mistaking him for a simple animal is in for a nasty surprise, partly because his simian strenght also makes him quite capable of bouncing the head of a man on the pavement when holding him by the ankle.

Aside from his library duties, the Librarian is also the head manager of the UU Gift Shoppe, but generally does not take the job very seriously. He instead pawns of most of the work to Rincewind and spends a lot of time in the Mended Drum, hogging the pinball machine and the bowls of peanuts.

Special Abilities

 * Bardic Knowledge(Ex): You possess a special Knowledge skill for stray bits of trivia. This Knowledge check is 1d20+10
 * Secret:
 * The lore of true stamina: +2 bonus to fort saves.
 * Secret knowledge of avoidance: +2 bonus to ref saves.
 * Guild Member: You are a member of the Unseen University.
 * Spellpool(Su): You have access to the University's spellpool. You have access to spells from 1st through 6th level.

Spells
Spells prepared: (CL 13) As a ranking member of Unseen University, it can be assumed the Librarian knows all Wizard spells in the Spellpool up to lv5.
 * 1st (6/day, Save DC 16): Identify x3, Magic Missile x2, Tenser's Floating Disk
 * 2nd (5/day, Save DC 17): Glitterdust x2, Locate Object x2, See Invisibility
 * 3rd (5/day, Save DC 18): Arcane Sight, Dispel Magic x2, Sepia Snake Sigil, Stinking Cloud
 * 4th (5/day, Save DC 19): Locate Creature x2, Rainbow Pattern, Rary's Mnemonic Enhancer, Scrying
 * 5th (4/day, Save DC 20): Cloudkill, Contact Other Plane, Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound, Telekinesis
 * 6th (2/day, Save DC 21): Acid Fod, Chain Lightning
 * 7th (1/day, Save DC 22): Teleport Object