Rincewind

Description
Rincewind is a failed student at the Unseen University for wizards in Onkh-Morpark, and is often described by scholars as "the magical equivalent to the number zero". Being an enormous coward, he spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons. The fact that he's still alive and running is explained in that, although he was born with a Wizard's spirit, he has the body of a long-distance sprinter.

Being rather useless as a Wizard, the University faculty made Rincewind the Librarian's assistant in the UU Gift Shoppe. While this leaves him underpaid and often bored, he is quite content with it, since it put him out of harms way. He has a good relationship with the Librarian, since the ape is the only one who treats him with any kind of respect, even if he tends to push his work onto Rincewind.

Rincewind is a skinny Human in his late forties. He has shoulder lenght dark brown hair and a short beard (even though a proper Wizard should have a long grey one). He wears worn-out wizardly robes and an old, tattered pointy hat into which he has stitched yellow paper stars and the word "Wizzard".

Spells
Spells known: (CL 0)
 * 0th (1/day, Save DC 10): Prestidigitation